I found out that almost all of my favorite songs (with lyrics) start with the same word 

IF

what does that say about me?

ASDF 5 is out!!!!!!!

Kings park psychiatric center building 93 is possibly one of my favorite places to explore.

I’m sick and tired of this nick sparks bullshit expectation. so I’m laying down 5 reasons why your shit life never ends like a fucking movie.

1) there are no second takes in life

2) no one is spending millions of dollars on the set of your life

3) there are no professional actors/actresses

4) after the 2 hours of “movie time” your life must go on

AND 5) there isn’t a magical writer creating the story of your life, nor is there millions of people interested enough in said story to part with Alexander Hamilton(the guy on the 10 for you ignorant fucks) to go and view it!

So shut the fuck up already and leave the happy endings for the likes of Ryan Gosling.

No longer sadly but it was mutual due to 1,200 miles and poor communication skills on my part

Don’t believe in god? well here he is… MORGAN Motha Fucken FREEMAN

I’ll give you a virtual hug if you can name this colossal talent.  i’ll give you a hint, he played trumpet.

sweet, yea?